Hey, yous. Someone asked me to write a guest post for their blog. I’m practically the most famous person in the world!
Holly, of So Dang Brilliant, is pretty much my polar opposite. She’s even blonde, the compliment to own purple ‘do. In keeping with that idea, I decided to write and document what a normal day in my life is like. It starts like this:
So, if you are feeling nosy, you should check it out. It includes all the glamor of buying a lot of booze and vacuuming off the walls. You know, Thursday stuff.
I’m going to spend the rest of the night watching Errol Morris’ Tabloid. I have a bad track record of falling asleep during Mr. Morris’ productions, including this one. Don’t take it as an indication of the film being boring or dry. It’s the opposite! The second attempt is going well. 20 minutes in and it’s all sex slaves and bondage and a berzerk beauty queen. And some of it is even real. (!!!)