Every year, I say a little prayer that some great person from the present or the past will be my theoretical Valentine. I think, one time, I pined for a young Sal Mineo. Other times, Wendy Carlos, electronic musician extraordinaire. This year, I’m am going to reach into the predictably recent past and enter into the “Win a Date with The State Essay Concept”. No preferences given. I’ll take ’em all. But, if made to choose, I choose Ben Garant, his weirdly developed tricep muscles, and his pretty cool t shirt collection. I guess I just have a thing for dudes who wear Psychic TV shirts. And here I thought that I didn’t have a “type”!
Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all.
(I couldn’t find a video of the “Win a Date…” sketch so, instead, enjoy this mash-up of bad reviews. Oh yeah.)